
Flood Zones and Storage - What Could Go Wrong?
Jan 2
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So, you've decided to store your precious belongings in a storage facility, but there's one tiny detail you overlooked: it's in a flood zone. Didn't know? Well most don't.
It's not a sign the storage facilities like to put proudly on their doors or walls!
I mean, who wouldn't want to store their things in the picturesque and safe location of potentially underwater?
Let’s be real here, storage facilities in flood zones are like that one friend who swears they never get sick, yet somehow has a cold every month. It’s a little concerning, but you figure, "Hey, what's the worst that could happen?"
Waterfront Property? No?
You’ve always dreamed of owning a waterfront property, right? Well, congratulations! With a storage unit in a flood zone, you now have one… and a storage facility who knew it was coming but forgot to tell you about insurance?
If you're lucky, your stuff might survive the beautiful crystal clear waters of a flood but most of the time we are not that lucky.
The Ultimate Cleaning Service
Sure, you could hire a cleaning company to give your belongings a thorough scrub and wash down. But why bother when you can let a flood provide an all-natural deep clean? The one that was GUARANTEED not to happen.
The muddy water might not do wonders for your pride and joy, but hey, at least the damp smell is free and for life - how lucky can someone be? And you've paid for this whole experience!
Flood-Ready Insurance? Or Forgot?
Here's where it gets fun: that extra insurance you probably thought you’d never need? Oh wait - did you get it? Or never thought in your wildest dreams that a flood zone would be flooded?
It’s suddenly your best friend if you have it . Of course, it should have been a top priority, but hey, hindsight’s a bitch, right? Now, you’ll get the thrill of calling your insurance company, trying to remember the valuable items and also anything else you may have just thrown in there "for another day to organise"
A New Definition of "Water Damage"
You’ve always heard about "water damage" but never fully appreciated what it could mean until you stored your things in a flood zone. Now you’ll experience firsthand how a tiny leak can turn into a massive disaster.
A leak that I am sure the storage facility knew about as well..
You thought your old records were indestructible? Not so much when they’re soaking in murky floodwaters. But at least you get the chance to finally donate (TOSS) that "too valuable to throw away" pile of things.
Funny how know it doesn't seem all that worth it to store those items?
In conclusion, having a storage facility in a flood zone is definitely for the gambler in life. Whether it’s the thrill of your stuff getting an impromptu bath or the dread of seeing your prized possessions turn into soggy messes, it’s never a dull moment.
Pro tip: Consider moving your things to higher ground or a higher level if available in the storage facility, or at least invest in some waterproof storage containers if the options aren't there.
Because when it rains, it pours and then pools in places it should not… and you’ll probably end up with a small river running through your storage unit. Happy storing! 🌊