
Storage Units: The Ex You Can’t Quit or WON'T Until Shift Your Storage Steps In..
You know that storage unit you swore you’d deal with “next month”? The one that’s been charging you rent longer than your last relationship lasted?
Yeah. That one. We know about it..
Well, turns out, you’re not alone. A growing number of Australians are finally saying “enough is enough” and calling in the storage unit break-up specialists at Shift Your Storage.
Their job? To help you finally part ways with that dusty pile of regrets, nostalgia, and “one day I’ll use this or what if I have to buy it again” hoo-haa.
Truth is.. if you haven't used it in 12 months - chances are you won't use it in the next 12 months!
The Shift is On.. Slowly but Surely..
Every week, more people are jumping on the ‘ditch the storage unit’ train.
Why you ask?
Because paying $457 a month to store broken and old furniture, tangled cords from your 2002 VCR & telly set, and a mystery box labelled “IMPORTANT FOR FUTURE!” (it’s not by the way) has officially lost its charm. Like embarrassingly so..
Shift Your Storage has become the cheeky little heroes we didn’t know we needed. They’re like the ninja of storage units, if Marie Kondo & the hoarders team showed up with a crew, a van, and didn’t make you feel bad about your life choices. Plus we really want you to be able spend that cash on something far much more interesting!
What Do They Actually Do?
Step one: You call them, email them or DM them.
Options are endless..
Step two: They handle everything, sort, inventory, pack, donate, sell, recycle, maybe even unearth that Star Wars figurine you thought was a good investment in 2009.
They even send photos & descriptions, so you don’t have to play Storage Roulette wondering if that corner box holds sentimental heirlooms or just 16 old phone chargers and your Year 10 dance trophy (Gosh you were cracking at that concert though..)
Real People, Real Results
From expats who forgot they had a storage unit, to busy families who’d rather wrestle a crocodile than unpack another box, to downsizers who never really "downsized". Clients across Australia are choosing Shift Your Storage to do what they never quite got around to.
One client hadn’t opened their unit in 14 years. Another forgot the pin code and the location. Shift Your Storage found it, emptied it, and made it disappear in the most environmentally and community driven way possible.
So... Why Wait Any Longer?
If your storage unit is now older than your dog, it’s time.
If you're not 100% sure what's inside it? Definitely time.
If you wince and feel that storage shame every time you see the monthly charge come out? Yep, you heard it right.. it's time.
Shift Your Storage. Less clutter. More sanity. And no lifting required (except maybe the storage shame upon your shoulders)
